Poo boys (@.poopboys)

the poo boys are the super ultra sexy group account run by : The Pooboys are a very sexy group of cool people who met while freaking out over a dating game with characters that are literally personified poop. Our leader, Ellie, found Doki Doki Pooboys one day and posted it on the worst website ever, Quotev. The Pooboys group account later followed and six epic people joined to create the Pooboys. Pooboys went on a follow spree and had 300 followers in two days, gaining followers from shoutouts and people wondering what the hell was happening. As of 2020 there is no Barium Poo character because we hate him. More info on the Pooboy members below! Follow @.poopboys or you're cishet!! Doki Doki Poop Boys for ever 😍😍😍😍😍😍👍👍 ESTEEMED MEMBERS OF POOBOYS :  ELLIE  🥢: If it had not been for Ellie Pooboys would have never been founded. Ellie became the godless creator of Pooboys once she found the underrated dating sim that involved dating personified poop named "Doki Doki Poopboys" ''. ''After Ellie made the critical post about this strange dating sim it gained traction by Quotev members and soon enough the most frequent commentors became part of the Pooboys gang we love today. Ellie later added the character Normal Poo (see infobox image) to her kinlist and thus begun her role as the Normal Poop of Pooboys
 * ellie
 * kali
 * cupid
 * kaworu
 * ness
 * matcha

 KAWORU 💥 : Kaworu is the chill Jojo one. Vamp can usually be seen vibing on the Pooboys account with Matcha before the others join. They are the hardpoop of Pooboys and show unwavering loyalty to the group. He knows how to keep up with the Pooboys lore but is still afraid to log out of the account because he feels like "...I'll miss a chapter of Pooboys." There have been rumors that Kaworu asked to go by poop/poopself pronouns and ask others to refer to them as their "poopfriend", but of course that is all speculation.

 KALI  👑: Although not very active on the account, Kali is still a Pooboys member and the most unhinged out of all of us. Kali is rabid she would throw scat on the walls for Pooboys I swear 😭. Upon first learning of "Doki Doki Poopboys " she initially seemed to caution Kaworu against putting Hard Poo on vamps kinlist, but a moment later queen revealed her perhaps inevitable transformation into one of us. Another Jojo kinnie on the Pooboys account, queen is Holly Kujo in the real and the Diarrhea of Pooboys !!

 NESS(IE)  💸: Known for being the most egotistical of the Pooboys, Nessie or just 'Ness' for short, can usually be found searching for "fans". This behavior is what causes many interesting "chapters" in the Pooboys lore, such as the unfortunate meeting of Electric Angel. Nessie was also a factor in the eventual suspension of the first Pooboys group account but we'll get into that in the lore section teehee. Ness is the Dark Haired Poo Twin of Pooboys and they constantly get into playful arguments with the other twin (Matcha) over who is the sexier/better twin, hence why Ness searches for approval from the Pooboy followers. Ellie once tried to solve this debate with a poll, but the account was deleted before anyone could vote and so the question remains. Last but certainly not least, Ness got some recognition by a carrot known as "Blythe the Villain" and the two were later married on the feed. Ness still can't spell Blythe's name right.

 MATCHA  💩: As mentioned above, Matcha often has debates with Nessie over who is the better Poo Twin. In the early days of the Pooboys account especially, he could be frequently seen making poop posts on the account before anyone else got on. His jokes have forced Kaworu to "struggle to hold in his laughter" several times, as his sense of humor ascends into sharty orbit. Although he and Kaworu were initially intimidated of each other, the two later became poop married. He is the founder of "Cabbage Men," which is a group involving himself, Nessie, and Kaworu, and so there are often cabbage jokes within Pooboys as well due to this.

LORE SECTION. 2020-2021.

On December 25th, 2020 the Pooboys faced a major problem. They were messing around with carrots, a specific carrot who's url was @BloodyRosesWolf. They chatted about creepypasta, attempting to try to "make them fall in love" with the Pooboys. But it was all for naught. The Pooboys account had their activities open publicly, meaning everyone could see what they posted. They had posted about the carrot (@BloodyRosesWolf), talking about ways to draw them in. Eventually, the carrot had saw the posts and then brought it up in the dm they were talking in. Of course, they tried to defend themselves but it didn't work. This played a big part on the account. Later that day, the carrot had made a post along the lines of "I have backup". It had seemed like they were planning something, and to their surprise, they were. They had sent their friends after the Pooboys, and their friends had called the Pooboys insults. The Pooboys blocked the friends though, and fought back against them. After a while of that, they eventually got suspended. The Pooboys were in shock, and in shambles. The account was able to be logged into, but it was suspended, meaning you couldn't do anything but look at the activity. On January 25th, 2021, the account sadly was deleted. Matcha, had previously sent Quotev continuous messages about giving the account back, but it did nothing. The Pooboys previously had made a new account on December 29th, 2020 with the url @Pooopboys previously but changed it later to the original url @Poopboys. They had not used it until the first account was deleted though. The account was dead for a while, but started back up on March 24th, 2021.