Salt

main info
salt is the creator of swag and is currently married to chet. salt's birthday is on march 2nd and she joined quotev on 3/17/2019. salt goes by any pronouns, mainly she/her and they/them. you can find salt's carrd here. she has gone through 4 url changes as of 5/8/2021.

carrot arc
in this arc, salt wrote about eddsworld, was apart of a few gacha books, and had the messiest profile ever. not much else is known about this specific arc. during this arc, her url was .RedSunsetYT. pretty cringe, not gonna lie.

the return arc (not a carrot anymore)
in this arc, salt comes back to quotev and joins the squid squad, kicks chet like a soccer ball, meets a funny person named silas, and more. during the beginning of this arc, her url was .sxltyy, but it later changed to .animeshawty.

the squid squad
salt, chet (imagine not having a name that starts with s), salem, and suki all interacted in feed conversations often. the four were known as the squid squad, but they unfortunately disbanded a few days after creation of the squad.

creation of the squad
the four's first meeting was interesting. salem and suki began dating a little while after meeting. salem went offline without saying goodbye. chet joked that he was married to salem and that salem had another family [besides suki].

while salem was gone, the other three created the squid squad and made jjba edits for it. salt was avdol, chet was joseph, salem was jotaro, and suki was kakyoin. salem and suki were nicknamed "treetaro" and "bunnyoin" respectively, based off of their other nicknames given by chet.

marriage (salem and suki edition)
salem returned and announced that he was going to have his wedding with suki. chet and salt started coming up with locations to have the wedding at, agreeing on an alleyway.

dio's weird pants
chet posted "dio's hair", saying his hair was pretty, and then posted about dio's pants. at first, chet said dio's pants in part three were cool, but quickly changed his mind.

Wait no DIO's uh no no square is visable in part three so part one pants for sure - chet himself

chet continued to- dare i say- simp for dio's pants. he said he wanted to marry dio's pants and also wanted to marry someone else.

after salt and salem asked who chet wanted to marry, chet disappeared. he soon returned and posted about fruits and vegetables, then admitted that he had a "dio's pants and hair fetish". chet also said that he would marry dio and steal his pants.

salt and chet searched quotev for dio accounts that were online. salt asked some accounts if they'd like to marry a friend of hers, to which all declined. after failing to get any dio accounts to marry chet, salt offered to make a dio account specifically so it could marry chet.

chet asked salt to marry him on her dio account and she accepted. chet then threatened salt (dio) to give him his pants and his hoodie. it is unknown if dio complied to these threats or not.

carrot rage
while chet talked to salt (still dio), a carrot commented on one of his activities, telling him to stop talking about "dio pants". salem told the carrot to unfollow chet if they didn't like his posts. suki cut in, defending both salem and chet. the carrot backed off.

§møœdie
§møœdie was a joke created by chet. it's basically a normal smoothie but better, and has over 1,000,000 more flavors (grape medicine, oreo, spicy, etc.).

salt's favorite is the "OMG DROPPING JOTAROS HAT DOWN A 30 FEET DROP AT 3AM CHALLENGE! (GONE WRONG) (WENT SEXUAL) (DONT TRY THIS AT HOME) (KAKYOIN SHOWED UP) (STAND USERS) (EGG LAYING) (18+) (GLMM) (YAOI)" §møœdie.

meeting silas
salt doesn't remember how she and silas met, but they're best friends and the founders / original members of sansgirlfriend. that is all. salt often logged onto silas' 9000 accounts and posted "shart" or something dumb.

salt gets blocked by a bkdk shipper
on [unknown date], someone decided to call out a book that supported bkdk, a toxic ship between bakugo katsuki and izuku midoriya from my hero academia. salt tried to explain to the shippers that bkdk was bad and promptly got blocked by the person who made the book. salt later got a message from one of the shippers that read something like "hey! stop being a bully to my sister!". the sender blocked salt shortly after.

the jojo incident
on [unknown date], salt posted a cursed image containing two characters from jojo's bizarre adventure. the image in particular showed guido mista and koichi hirose standing next to each other with the caption, "yeah we gay keep scrolling". upon seeing the image, chet began crying.

shart saturday
on 11/27/2020, salt created an event known as "shart saturday". at 1 am exactly, posted "SHART SATURDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and immediately lost 2 braincells. it got no likes, but one user was confused by it. another user said that salt was making them laugh so hard they cried. shart saturday can only be celebrated every november 27th, not every saturday.salt also made an edit of a scene from the kagerou daze manga, where takane is scolding haruka. it reads from right to left as follows:

takane: it's shart saturday! did you forget already?!

haruka: um... thanks for reminding me...?

death (fake)
on 12/28/2020, salt sent a message to silas that read "haha you pee". after that, the two said "yeah" for a while until silas decided to say "yeehaw". salt then declared silas a cowboy, to which silas responded with "cowbitch". salt cried and told them that swearing is a no-no thumbs down emoji. silas then tried to convince salt that swearing is yes thumbs up emoji. it is unknown if this argument ended or not because salt died in the middle of it.

salt gets game ended
on [unknown date], salt was deleted from quotev. she had made an awareness post about a 9 year old on quotev who had been posting weird stuff. salt was deleted for harassment and had to wait 7 days until she could return.

salt 2.0 arc
after returning from being game ended, salt redesigned her profile, made a carrd, reclaimed her icons account, and was kinda better than before. in this arc, salt meets the contritum crows system, makes unfunny jokes, kisses hates women, beats up carrots, and changes her url from .animeshawty to .yuukei.

meeting the cc sys (ranpurple is there too)
salt had seen the contritum crows sys on some of her friend's posts and wanted to be friends with them, but couldn't get the courage to do it. salt eventually followed the cc sys while they were offline. they followed back and salt felt bad for following them while they were going through something, but eventually forgot about it.

over the next few days, salt got to know more about ranboo (the main fronter at the time) and the two became good friends. salt noticed that, after an incident, ranboo wouldn't front as often, with tubbo taking the place of main fronter. salt and tubbo also became good friends, probably due to the both of them having outgoing personalities. tubbo introduced salt to ranboo (from a different sys), and they all made a... uh... friend circle? friend triangle? y'know.

fedy day every day !!!!!!!!!
on 4/27/2021, moria posted "one coherent thought" paired with an image, shown to the right. salt and another user commented feddy appreciation under the post, and then people on feed began echoing "feddy".

salt and others repeatedly posted "FEDY DAY!!!!!!" or variations of it until most of them stopped, probably out of boredom. salt continued posting, her typing gradually degrading. moria asked her if she was okay, and salt responded with "dying". another user told salt to go drink water, so she did.

IMPORTANT NOTE: fedy day is every day, all day, all week, all month, all year, all forever!!!!!!! :]

meeting exo and then unfriending them (oops)
one day, exo and salt followed each other. they basically became friends in .0005 seconds. the two made many inside jokes, such as "secxo and salsa", "rantaro store", "#exosaltreal", and probably more that salt forgot. they were friends for a while, and then salt did a bad no-no, and exo blocked them. rest in peace salt.

quotes
"sayonarancia" - in reference to this video

"*image of bruno* ah, my favorite female jojo character..." - to one of her friends

"this is truly sad" / "it was truly sad. 😭" - in reference to a quote by azure

"i hate the economy, all my homies hate the economy!" - to aiden (irl)

"remember, if they stop you from gambling, you stop them from living." - during a match of payday (wt6)

"SPIN LIKE BEYBLADE" - during a match of dead by daylight (wt6)

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